Top 10 Hilariously Relatable things Dog Owners know are true






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Top 10 Hilariously Relatable Things Dog Owners Know Are True



By someone who’s definitely stepped on a squeaky toy at 2 a.m.


  1. Dogs will bark at nothing… and also at everything.
    Ghosts? The wind? A suspicious leaf? All threats must be neutralized.
  2. Your bed is actually their bed. You’re just renting space.
    And no, you don’t get the good pillow.
  3. Every package is for them — and they must inspect it.
    Even if it’s your underwear from Amazon.
  4. You can’t say “walk” unless you’re ready to deliver.
    Whisper it like a top-secret military code or face the zoomies.
  5. That $100 bed you bought? The cardboard box it came in is better.
    It’s science. Or spite.
  6. Dogs will stare at you while you eat… like it’s a hostage negotiation.
    “One bite for me, or I chew your AirPods.”
  7. They will roll in dead things… right after a $60 groomer visit.
    Nature’s cologne. You wouldn’t understand.
  8. Your Zoom call = their cue to bark at a squirrel across the county.
    They’re the unpaid intern in every meeting.
  9. Every mirror is a potential enemy.
    “There’s another dog in this house — and he looks shifty.”
  10. You go to the bathroom? They go to the bathroom.
    You’re never alone. Ever. Again.






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