Top 10 Things your dog is thinking when they look at you






🐾 Top 10 Things Your Dog Is Thinking When They Look at You



(Yes, they’re judging… but mostly loving.)


  1. “You’re my whole world.”
    Translation: Don’t ever leave the room again. Ever.
  2. “Is that food for me?”
    Yes, even if it’s salad. Especially if it’s bacon.
  3. “Why do you wear pants when we’re clearly staying home?”
  4. “You smell weird. Did you pet another dog today?”
  5. “That squirrel you ignored earlier? I haven’t forgotten.”
    Your dog has a 17-squirrel memory capacity.
  6. “I’d follow you to the ends of the Earth. Or at least to the bathroom.”
  7. “Please understand: the mailman is evil.”
    Barking = love + home defense.
  8. “If you loved me, you’d drop that sandwich.”
    Guilt-tripping is their primary love language.
  9. “You’re sad. I’ll fix it with my face.”
    Dogs read your emotions like novels—with no plot holes.
  10. “You rescued me. I’ll spend forever rescuing you back.”
    And that’s the whole truth.





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